been covered twice today whilst out with the dog………………..the question is : do i need to buy a lottery ticket ? 😆 does that make me have double the luck lol

No, the birds just hate you.

You now have a double does of toxoplasmosis and are going to die. Really not worth wasting time or money on the lottery, you’re doomed.

Unless cats can fly in your neck of the woods, ignore that ^^ comment. Or at the very least avoid eating the stuff.

Yes get a lottery ticket – you sound lucky. And don’t forget that it was me what told you to buy it.

Should I have put a smilie on the end of that? I don’t think anyone is going to believe what I said. It was tongue in cheek.

Although, bird droppings can be nasty if ingested/inhaled.

Pigeon shit is nasty stuff IIRC

Should I have put a smilie on the end of that?

Well I didn’t put a smilie at the end of mine. So I would say no ……it was fine as it was.

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Wear a hat and OP what colour top were you wearing?