I heard it on the radio.
He's away scouting for girls apparently.
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Bin Laden isn't dead
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Shocking...
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...he's just resting.
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Let me have your all your wommmmmmeeennnn follllksss I ammmmmm youuuuurrrr lllleeeeaddeeerrrr ....
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Nah, you heard wrong, mate! He's not scouting for girls, he's gone to see Scouting for Girls.
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The Bin Laden thread is dead.
It was finally identified by a mod and neutralised.
I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to the selfless mod responsible.
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I heard he had moved in with michael Jackson ??
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Well, it had got a bit silly really, haddunt it?
I think I might have a bit of fish for me supper tonight...
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I saw him down the chippy with Elvis.
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I was going to post the picture but I'd probably get a life ban and find Fred chewing on my neck.
"bin laden images", that's all I'm saying...
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We all know they don`t take out Bins on a bank holiday.
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Mr Woppit - Member
I was going to post the picture but I'd probably get a life ban and find Fred chewing on my neck.
"bin laden images", that's all I'm saying...
That has to be the worst photoshopped picture on the internet ever.
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there may still be a little one out there!
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i never saw him stood in the same room as obama.
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Has *anyone* come up with a decent joke yet?
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ermm...
1) His death and burial will make no difference, it's just a drop in the ocean.
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BTW, I killed Colonel Gaddafi last night. I didn't take any pictures and threw his body into the sea. Just take my word for it; he's definitely dead.
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Breaking news
Prince Harry reported missing after a secret fancy dress party somewhere in Pakistan...
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not good news if you were no.2 on the US Most Wanted list is it?
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for those who doubt his death, I'll be happy to admit i was wrong if he is alive after all, will you be as graceful when you are convinced and what will it take?
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I'm confused.....
I've always trusted the american media to say the truth. They sent 70 odd troops to 'arrest' him and apparently shot him twice in the head.
70 Navy Seals and they only managed to hit him twice! OK, so that's believable.
But why not photos of his body? We saw Saddam being hung (hanged) so why no youtube video of this one?
As for jokes. Let me think......
How many americans does it take to change a light bulb?
Lots - it'll take them 10 years to find it in the first place.
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I'm confused..... I've always trusted the american media to say the truth.
That's not confused, that's delusional.
70 Navy Seals and they only managed to hit him twice!
Well, two good shots to the head and the guy's dead, do you want them to turn him into a tea bag or something?
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I don't doubt his death at all, I somewhat doubt the manner of his death. The US gov would have know that by far the most important aspect of the announcement of his death would be to provide proof, but they don't seem to have gone out of their way to provide conclusive proof, which I find extremely strange.
Consequently I'm not entirely convinced that he died as they claimed he did. The US authorities certainly have form concerning the manipulation of the facts surrounding advents.
There were cases in Iraq such as where it was claimed that film footages showed US troops fighting and taking over a hospital to "free" prisoners, when no such thing had occurred and they had simply walking in.
Recently in Afghanistan US troops claimed that a British hostage was killed by her captors when they had tried to storm their hideout, it later transpired that she been killed by a US soldier who had lobbed a grenade where she had been.
And who can forget the story of Jessica Lynch ? All fully sanctioned by the US authorities, and all complete bollox.
I would not be totally shocked if it turned out that the US had simply exploited Bin Laden's death for their own propaganda purposes, and had come up with this "official story". I remain unconvinced that the US is so sensitive to Islamic cultural needs, that they extend this not only to members of Al Qaida, but to the head of Al Qaida, and they deposed of his body strictly in accordance with Islamic tradition. Unless of course this represents a new more, touchy feely let's hug a terrorist attitude, from the Obama administration.
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ernie_lynch - Member
I don't doubt his death at all, I somewhat doubt the manner of his death ...
They could have used machetes to hack him to pieces West African style ... no?
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Lol. Good that he's dead but were's the pic ? :O
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If they used these there wouldn't be much left of his head:
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"I don't doubt his death at all, I somewhat doubt the manner of his death ..."
They could have used machetes to hack him to pieces West African style ... no?
Well if you had read beyond the first sentence there's a vague possibility you might have understood the point I was making. Or had you read and understood, and simply thought that it would be highly amusing to pretend that you hadn't understood by offering a ridiculous suggestion ? The "I'm a stroppy and awkward teenager who pretends that he doesn't understand what the grown-up is telling him" tactic, which is much loved on STW, and helps to keep discussions firmly at the juvenile level..........I don't know, kids today eh ?
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I have to say it does seem a bit odd - apparently they filmed his death and Obama watched it live. So why then are they not showing it and why did they immediately dump his body at sea saying that no country would accept it?
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I heard that Elton John spent all weekend working on Sandals in the Wind, so it must be true.
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He's NOT DEAD? He must be bloody good at holding his breath.
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more likely reported dead an now sitting in a special secret place with the good ol USA waterboarding him like there's no tomorrow as he's too valuable as a resource to just shoot.
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He should not have returned his census form the plonker.
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ernie_lynch - Member
Well if you had read beyond the first sentence there's a vague possibility you might have understood the point I was making.
Yes, yes but there is also the possibility that he was hacked to death by SEAL ... hence no picture i.e. too gruesome.
Or had you read and understood, and simply thought that it would be highly amusing to pretend that you hadn't understood by offering a ridiculous suggestion ?
Yes, it may sound ridiculous but still a possibility since nobody knows how he died except the announcement made by the President ...
The "I'm a stroppy and awkward teenager who pretends that he doesn't understand what the grown-up is telling him" tactic, which is much loved on STW, and helps to keep discussions firmly at the juvenile level..........I don't know, kids today eh ?
Yes, bloody kids ... try to confuse the adults ...
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anokdale - Member
He should not have returned his census form the plonker.
lolz
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