Selling my Hayes Stroker Carbon brakes. These brakes stop like no other, only reason am selling is i've now put M4's on the bike

Quality 🙂

" We go up, we go down, this is bullshit yar ! "

(heard from a German biker on a trail moaning about going up and THEN down)

Brill !!

Rad to the power of sick

i am saving myself for my race next week……..

"You are disrespecting zee nature yar?"

German rambler in Verbier to RHS in response to us riding the trails.

Genius.

anything hora posts.

'dirt don't hurt'

it does

There was a thread about riding that chute thing at Kirroughtree, and someone said they hadn't done it, 'because they couldn't be bothered to put their saddle down'. 😆

Tickled me anyway.

I always like the Robert Millar one:
" a wet hat's better than no hat eh"

"What are you doing here?!"
"Err, we're riding our bikes"
"You're not allowed here"
"This is a bridleway"
"Not at night it isn't!"

Years ago a group of us were out night riding, we stopped to regroup at the entrance to a bridleway by a little cottage and a woman came out obviously drawn by all the lights. The resulting conversation was one of the weirder ones I've heard while riding. 🙂

I think it's ridable.

(followed by proof that in fact, it's a perfectly sized, leaf filled wheel trap)