I’ll start

We need to have a chat about the meaning of the word ‘odd’, Mr Necessities.

Oh, are you doing some redecoration or something? Who knew?
😉

Damn, can’t get pic in…

Damnit I have lost the picture of me on my bike in front of a T Rex when I did a very late night inside ride at Uni.

I’ve got a Dutch bike in the emergency generator room of a small ship in the north sea. The bike is certainly odd, don’t know if the location qualifies…

I should probably definitely put the vodka away now.

Sorry, I’ll regret this in the morning, but I’ll still make you a cuppa.

Sorry, I’ll regret this in the morning, but I’ll still make you a cuppa.

That’s what you said last time. The swelling has only just gone.

I can’t believe this stuff is made out of potatoes *passes out*

I can’t believe this stuff is made out of potatoes *passes out*

If you’re currently looking at a potato, then this should not be news to you.