Email entitled “Oops are mistake”.

Dear God, my pedantry gland is throbbing.

Probably knot there fault.

I’m shore it was an innocent mistake.

You have just got two live with it

what’s wrong with that? can you be more pacific?

I wander what they learn in there lessons at skool these daze!

O deer. I’m shore it wont happen agen.

wot mistak?

Bit of a damp squid, if you ask me.

You will enjoy this. Or is it something you will enjoy?
Read on………

No good loosing your temper about it. (my favourite from STW)

Shirley this is just the necks step in our decent to the lowest come on demon in ate her…

You could of just pointed it out to them.

but just goes to show that you don’t reed your bikeradar emails either

“Oops are mistake”

Ironically correct.

It ware no thing to do with mes.

Offer them some advise on they’re spelling.

I just assumed their system had been compromised and it was spam so deleted it without any compunction.