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  • Bikemonger's Fancy Eurovision Sticker Contest Deluxe 2010
  • charliedontsurf
    Full Member

    Hey hey st-worlders.

    Its that time again, the time of year when we knock back a beer and have a good ponder. Yes its the world famous Charlie The Bikemonger's Eurovision Sticker Contest. Taaadah!

    The stickers we are currently giving out include:
    • This machine Kills fascists
    • One less car
    • My Bike wants to kill your mama
    • I brake for cake
    • More beers than gears
    • No Britneys
    • Fun between my legs

    Thanks guys for those ideas.

    It’s Monday now, so you have a few days to post your suggestions for the next batch of stickers. We will get all dressed up in top hats and frocks… and come back on Friday evening whilst Eastenders is on for the award ceremony.

    The winner gets an offensive t-shirt, and we all get free stickers.
    So have a drink and/or a smoke… have a brain storm or maybe a light mind drizzle… and spew your ideas on to STW.

    Best of luck… C

    flatfish
    Free Member

    Stamp, Stamp, Stamp, Repeat to fade.

    JohnClimber
    Free Member

    Under a picture of a single speed cog – Less On

    Under a picture of a 9 or 10 speed cassette – More On

    foxyrider
    Free Member

    My other bike is my wife 😳

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    "Do I look like a motherf***** to you?"

    yossarian
    Free Member

    resistance is fertile

    All Cops Are Bast@rds

    If we have to use force, it is because we are America

    Oh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?

    nobtwidler
    Free Member

    Like your Mum my wheels go round!

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    "Does the middle age, middle class, toy make my penis look small?"

    ton
    Full Member

    My other bike is my wife

    my other bike is YOUR wife too……….. 😉

    foxyrider
    Free Member

    LOL @ Ton 🙂

    psychle
    Free Member

    I am Fred…

    or

    I am Rudeboy…

    Houns
    Full Member

    My bike has one gear therefore I think I'm better than you

    🙄

    foxyrider
    Free Member

    Get off ya bike and drink ya recovery drink with added guanine

    foxyrider
    Free Member

    If you can read this your too close

    If you can't read this then you need to go to Specsavers 😉

    meehaja
    Free Member

    Bikes have given more freedom to more people than guns ever will

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    "Does this sticker make my gear look big?"

    "PTO" (To be place udner the downtube)

    "This side towards enemy" (to be stuck on the rear of the seatstays)

    "They're not my sisters jeans, they're YOUR sisters jeans"

    squiff
    Free Member

    I wish my wife was this dirty 🙄

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    I credit my mate's daughter Emily with this one, but she always asks when he says he's going out on his bike whether he'll be taking his 'spingleseed'

    So, please can we have – even if it's in a Ltd Ed. run of one for my mate Ade – "Daddy's spingleseed"

    sheldona
    Free Member

    Wan phookin cheeeeeese
    I lyke my byke
    Me other bikes ya mama

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    ??u?d ?,uop

    rOcKeTdOg
    Full Member

    gears=c**k

    29er….it's a man's world

    only the best can grow a beard

    Houns is considering a man bag

    theotherjonv
    Full Member

    It's not niche, there's a recession.

    What Chris Hoy would ride, if he had a proper bike.

    timmys
    Full Member

    Not another **** fixie

    TooTall
    Free Member

    Riding SS until the next niche comes along

    Who said SS were fascists?

    el-Gato-Negro
    Free Member

    Single Speed -it's a one trick pony.

    MTB – Multi Tasking for Beginners

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    Panurus biarmicus

    it's the scientific name for a bird..

    ….THE BEARDED T1T

    Perfect for all Singlespeeders 😀

    TandemJeremy
    Free Member

    I am Ned Ludd

    105champ
    Free Member

    Caution – child onboard

    sheldona
    Free Member

    Quit your jibbajabba

    MrTall
    Free Member

    'Mine's 3" Bigger'

    'A Wonder of the Monger'

    'Beercycle'

    marsdenman
    Free Member

    'Yes, it did cost more than my car……'

    'One careful owner..'

    'Second class riding – better than first class walking!'

    or

    'Singlespeed riding – better than first class walking'

    tazzymtb
    Full Member

    "**** ya granny"

    "when it gets hard I stand up"

    Fortunateson09
    Free Member

    'This machine pwns n00bs'

    Ringo
    Free Member

    Big wheels keep on turning

    PikeBN14
    Free Member

    I know I shouldn't be voting, but …

    "It's not niche, there's a recession" is good!!

    RichPenny
    Free Member

    Get your stupid **** car out of my way

    Loving beercycle though…

    yunki
    Free Member

    the first rule of bikeclub is….

    get off yer dandyhorse and drink yer milk

    el-Gato-Negro
    Free Member

    SCREECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BIG KIDS = BIGGER SKIDS

    sc-xc
    Full Member

    'Washing machines last longer with Calgon'

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