This does it for me…

Jonesesque girl getting wild and freaky with a big happy grin on her face from time to time..

Would that be like 'readers wives'?

Nobody's got anywhere close.

or maybe

though this is my personal favourite

cyborg pr0stitute from the future

Whoa (falls off chair)

@aracer – nice demonstration of not getting anywhere close there, cheers.

this one in this colour.

please please please stop putting disgusting darkside demics on here. they are NOT bike porn.

Hmmm, could think of 100 others that this thread deserves, but this springs to mind first (sans stupid saddle and brake cable):

please stop putting disgusting darkside demics on here. they are NOT bike porn.

s'funny that cause I think the thing you posted is absolutely hideous. Nice colour but that's it. But everyone has different taste so maybe you need to think about that.

Although anyone thinking a road bike is bike porn and then posts a pic with the bike in the inner ring needs to be spoken too.

But everyone has different taste

apparently very few people have any taste

your all blind!
yargH!

I can't stop looking at this:

what about this

One of these (road)

http://www.cervelo.com/en_us/bikes/2010/R3sl/

http://www.cervelo.com/en_us/bikes/2010/P4/

And I have one of these which I love;

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://content.mtbr.com/images/Tradeshow/13/298/prodimg1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://content.mtbr.com/TRP_13_298_1crx.aspx&usg=__oIN6IZn9RzMPbxmK-Ofx_MFjzFQ=&h=750&w=1000&sz=322&hl=en&start=4&sig2=rinjLydMriXKxJVp9FfHYQ&itbs=1&tbnid=natQ3RChaRK1xM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=149&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dfoes%2Bfxr%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=-1_tS8-tHoLDsAa7xfSaBQ

but mine is red.

The closest for me on this thread are the old Klein, the Groovy (minuss the barends) and the Fat Chance.

for attention to detail and slick lines, this is a beaut:

There are a lot of nice bikes in this thread (and some not so), but I have to say the first picture I saw of a Singular Peregrine:

made me really want to try one, and I can't say that of many of these except that Jones.

This looks so good for DJ

StuE that is horrible. Kill it please.

I quite like this….

Most of you are very, very wrong.

Crank Brothers wheels- horrid.

Bendy aluminium- horrid.

Wierd handlebars- horrid.

Pinarellos- horrid.

29ers- especially horrid.

Components that aren't black or silver- horrid.

Joneses- repulsive.

Here's some really nice bikes-

I'm especially proud of this as it's mine (it'd be proper porn if I had a photo of it now without those minging blue tyres)-

All in though, Samuri wins. That's a beautiful bike.

Yes with the evil, but that vanilla is a bit dodgy. I do love de rosas though.

I can't find a pic of a Vanilla that does it justice. They're stunning frames but all the pictures on the website have them hanging with horrid bits.

This is awesome as well, proper big bmx (Sunday Model C)

ahem…..

i thank you

old skool p0rn 🙂

Wanted a picture of the new Mondraker Kaiser – but this was all I could find

Not Really – here is the money shot

Or if you prefer blondes

Ventana El Ciclon in this custom blue

Jim the saint wins by miles!

I prefer carbon HT bikes myself. S Works is better specced but IMO this looks nicer:

Blimey surf-mat.. if that's your idea of bike porn, this must be a right tun on!