http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-10848605

we've had a few bikes nicked from work not too far away, i shall be keeping an eye out.

Steven Gerrard

Steven Gerrard +1

Cripes! I thought that was me for a second. I'm slimmer, have longer hair (but not by much) and those clothes? Dear God no but that looks a lot like me. I've shown it to a couple of others and they reckon the same.
I've never nicked a bike in the south east of England though.
I've not been asked for my autograph but I am aware of Mr Gerrard's resembalnce to me. He doesn't do quite as well as me though.

Sorry. Epileptic fingers.

I've never nicked a bike in the south east of England though

Do you tend to stick more to the North West? 😉

looks like your average scum bag w****r who believes he doesn't have to pay for bikes.

The rectangular cock makes him even more unique.

Dear God no but that looks a lot like me

looks like your average scum bag w****r who believes he doesn't have to pay for bikes.

🙂

*Passes image to his pet ED-209, and hope no stairs are involved

A fantastic demonstration of the value of CCTV – an image you could ID someone with is so rare it's newsworthy.

Did you know it was him cos of the green arrow pointing at him? Some sort of bike theif IDing software?

police said it followed the theft of a £200 bike at Three Bridges, Sussex, and a £350 bike at Ashtead, Surrey

I'd say he's a pot/smackhead judging by his clothes/bike taste.

I know innit avdave