I call Good Will Hunting 🙂

[video]http://youtu.be/VmRe_fK7pbw[/video]

[video]https://youtu.be/DXn8-meSd8g[/video]

[video]http://youtu.be/3LAnmnS0-9g[/video]

You gonna pull thise pistols or whistle Dixie?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRA5FBtbHHM[/video]

Can’t find / search Youtube at work, but the end of the Tony Rockyhorror / foot massage dialogue in Pulp Fiction.

‘would you give me a foot massage’
‘**** you’

Or from Withnail

‘A coward you are Withnail, an expert in bulls you are not!’

Not a film, but “Why, thank you Darling. And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident.” from Slackbladder IV takes some beating.

The “orgasm” scene in when Harry met Sally.

Get Carter…

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIXYM5C9YCQ[/video]

“Got a match?”

“Your breath and a buffalo fart”

Wish i could remember the film it’s from but hey ho.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAc_AM5UOjU[/video]

“Hey laser lips, your momma was a snowblower” Johnny five, Short Circuit.

Road House springs instantly to mind, the scene where Dalton is fighting Jimmy.

I can’t really write it here, but Jimmy informs Dalton that he used to have non consensual intercourse with men such as him, whilst he was in prison 😳

Anything Cartman says

Surely the entire first part of Full Metal Jacket!

Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity

“You cock juggling thunder ***t”

[video]https://youtu.be/8eoqOJHl47A[/video]

Not a film but from black books

“I don’t mean this in a bad way, but genetically you are a cul-de-sac.”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWdd6_ZxX8c[/video]

“Do you want that shaken or stirred?”
“Do I look like I give a damn?”
– James Bond

“Puny god”
– The Hulk

Slapshot when Paul Newman says to the team owner “How can you be a mouthpiece and an asshole at the same time?”

Pretty much anything Malcolm Tucker says in In The Loop. Particularly to Americans.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H-cWXr-n5I[/video]

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HayFxnfFgZk[/video]

Surely the entire first part of Full Metal Jacket!

That would get my vote too for pretty much everything that comes out of the drill sergeants mouth!

From memory these are the 2 that stand out though 😆

Do you suck dicks? . . . . . Bull****, I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

I bet the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and left a brown stain on the mattress.

The best bit about those is that virtually none of them were scripted, but came from his own ‘drill sergeant’s repository of insults’.

Can’t view youtube at work so apologies if posted
Ashes to Ashes (ok, not film)
Gene (the) Hunt – “Think you’re hard? I’ve had harder sh*tes than you on a Friday night after a curry”

Vintage Snipes in Passenger 57

John Cutter: I’m the good guy, I’m the head of security.

Chief Biggs:
In my position what would you do? If you were me what would you do?

John Cutter: Kill myself.

“Don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining”

-Layer Cake.

Clive Owen and Natalie Portman during the lap dance scene from closer.

CO: “There’s a girl out there calling herself Venus. What’s her real name?”
NP: “Pluto”.

Does it have to be a film?

One of my personal favourites commenting on someone’s performance at something.

That was really good.
<pause>
For you.

‘I love you.’
‘I know.’

from FMJ…

‘How tall are you private?’
‘Sir, 5 feet 9, sir!’
‘5 feet 9? i didnt know they stacked shit that high?’

from the Family guy parody of Star Wars: A New Hope

‘Aren’t you a little fat to be a storm trooper?’
‘Fine, stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch’

Not a film, but ‘Lads Army’ on ITV a while back, where a group of scrotes get put though national service style living for a month or so..

Sergeant asks a question…

‘No Sarge’
‘Sarge? There are only 2 types of ‘sarge’ in this Army, a sau-sarge and a mas-sarge. if you mas-sarge the sau-sarge, you are a (person who masturbates fequently), are you calling me a (person who masturbates frequently)?’
‘No Sarge’
’20 pressups. Now.’

Its not from a film , but i got this birthday card from my brother this morning !

“Lighten up, Francis!”

not in a film but on the set of a film Katherine Hepburn (tall lady) says to Spencer Tracy “I fear you’re too short for me”

“Don’t worry I’ll soon cut you down to size” (said with a tongue in cheek)

Not in a film, but of a film – Barry Norman’s review of Kubrick’s Barry Lyndon
“Probably the best film about Barry Lyndon ever made”

from Starsky and Hutch when Huggy Bear (Snoop Dogg) sees Starsky’s car and says “you’ve just gone up a notch in my estimation, you’re now on notch 1”

I’ve tried this a few times at work. People tend to think that notch 1 is the highest 😕