Seen today (it’s 6pm here…)
No jagerbombs – no dickheads

Good call…

No jagerbombs – no dickheads

tautology

Love the no hipsters sign!

he’s not a real hipster.

Outside The Flowing Spring between Henley and Reading : Customers wanted, no experience required

Deadslow, was about to post the same albeit different pub. Saw if for the first time on Sunday (first time taking the wee one to pub for our lunch).

“If Mondays were shoes they’d be Crocs” – outside a pub in Didsbury…

Local beer’s and cream tea’s

FFS

Variation on deadslow’s:

Unattended children will be given espresso and taught to swear

‘Bring your wife for a special Valentine’s treat – she’ll love our Cock in Cider’

or Similar outside the Mortal Man, which with Loweswater Gold and Estrella has the best beer and lager on tap.

http://www.iwcp.co.uk/news/news/pub-landlord-defends-signs-after-police-complaints-84245.aspx

For the record Wroxall is where islanders (Caulkheads) believe everyone is inbred.

“If it’s someone from Wroxall, I’ll give them a high six”.

No Tracksuits
No Football Colours
No Self Medicating Weirdos
No Mediocre Small Talk
No White Trainer / Barbour Jacket Combos or Top Button ****

On a blackboard outside a pub in Scotland: “Fish of the Day.”

When we asked the barman what it was he sniffed and mumbled: “Oh I dunno…. whatever they took out of the freezer this morning”!

This one in Norwich amused me. No idea if it was true, we didn’t go any further…

Rachel

I’ve always like the “free drinks tomorrow” signs, always makes me grin.

“Great Beer!”
“Topless Barmaids!”
“False Advertising!”

Outside a bar in Sauze one Christmas….

“HOT MINCE PIES”

With an addition to the C.

I don’t know who did this first but it always makes my do a little halfhearted smile, if not actually lol.

Outside a bar in Sauze one Christmas….

“HOT MINCE PIES”

With an addition to the C.

Always an error to do signage in CAPS – ask the proprietor of

CHEZ CLINT

in Paris

One of the worst I’ve seen, outside a pub in Fulham.

An old classic, The White House, Peel, IOM.

Fancy meating here for a swift one? Guaranteed no pansy.

Not a pub, but I thought good enough to include here

[url=https://flic.kr/p/DDcC6P]3rd February 2016[/url] by -Cheesyfeet-, on Flickr

Carter Lane, Cheesy?

Nope, Long Lane (just along from Smithfield market)

scaredypants – Member

No jagerbombs – no dickheads
tautology

Not fully tautological. The subset ‘People who drink jagerbombs’ is entirely within the ‘dickhead’ subset, but there is a whole world of dickheads who don’t necessarily drink jagerbombs. They are just covering all the bases – a sensible policy when it comes to dickheads.

There’s a bar in Amsterdam called Coco’s it’s sign says, Lousy Food, Warm Beer. It’s anything but.

Thought I’d resurrect as this is actually my local. Its a micropub with no tv, no music, no lager. They will let you listen to the rugby.

I saw ‘our house wine is jagermeister’ yesterday in Helsinki.