Don't move down here in the SW unless you can drive a tractor, milk a goat, indentify a cow(believe me some city people can't, i've seen it)
If you can do all those and do move to the SW take note...we move at a very slow pace, if you expect things to happen at a click of finger, it probably won't,
Do not bring city talk with you (pirate speech only)
When in villages, do speak to everyone you meet, if there's and old lady leaning on the front gate and you start a conversation, there's a good chance you be offered in for a cake and a nice cup of tea,
Don't bitch and moan about cows and cow poo (if you know what one looks like) on the roads, it's quite normal and it means milk will be available for you from the shops (milk comes from cows)
Do not bring your chelsea tractor with you, it will get dirty!
Do Not pick wild flowers..
Do enjoy Scotland