Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.

In a tricky situation, speed is often your friend.

I’m currently teaching my 7 year old to look where he is going and not at his front wheel.

Shout out “Shut up legs” on steep hills

Don’t even think about installing Strava… 😆

“Let the bike move around under you” which I guess is the same as “be loose” ish…

Heavy feet, light hands.

Point your cock where you want to go.

throw yer gps and gopro in the bin.

when over taking anyone shout “straaavvaaa” at the top of your voice!

I find it best to ride a new trail first, walking it or just looking at it first normal scares the wee wee outta me!

The only true way to find out how fast you can go, is by going too fast. Until you’ve reached that point, you’ll never know what’s possible and what isn’t.

Applies in various guises to lots of things in life!

Be bold, start cold.

Keep your mouth closed when riding through dog shit

Relax.
He who hesitates is lost.
Ignore the front wheel.
(MX)If you follow someone’s line,be sure they are better than you.

Brake less, pump more

Deathgrip it!!

Cut your toenails

Always thought ‘heavy feet, light hands’ was better way of describing ‘drop your heels’: if you’re riding down something steep, the best way to ride ‘heavy feet, light hands’ is to drop your heels but it gives a bit more context to what you’re trying to achieve rather than just arbitrarily dropping your heels

Will you please consider replacing your shorts if you want to ride with us again

Don’t ride through dog eggs fast…they’ll fly up in your face!
Only serious one is speed is your friend for me.

“Never lose your temper. If they cut off your head it’s all over.”

Look up.
Stay loose.
Smile.

Good advice. It’s actually about the drugs.

…after all, what can possibly go wrong?

It’s not the bike – it’s the cap.