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“I’m a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl”

“I’m on the chopping block
Chopping off my stopping thought
Self doubt and selfism
Were the cheapest things I ever bought …”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1B6LrOmNsg&list=RDw1B6LrOmNsg[/video]

Antigee ..

I would have gone for this one 🙂
Stab a sorry heart
With your favourite finger
Paint the whole world blue
And stop your tears from stinging
Hear the cavemen singing
Good news they’re bringing

fasthaggis – Member
Antigee ..

I would have gone for this one….…..and why not

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbYxP11rbSM[/video]

tomhoward – Member

Finished with my woman ’cause she couldn’t help me with my mind.

That’s a good call. Continuing the Sabbath theme, ‘wheels of confusion’ is up there with

‘long ago I wandered through my mind’

A good opening lyric isn’t just good in isolation, it lets you know exactly what the script is. Which in the case of the above is ‘Sabbath are taking WAY too much coke, this is going to get messy’. Which it did.

A spider wonders aimlessly within the warmth of a shadow,
Not the regal creature of border caves!
But, the poor misguided directionless familiar of some obscure scottish poet!

The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope………

‘Sabbath are taking WAY too much coke, this is going to get messy’. Which it did.

Yeah but what a mess! Wheels of Confusion/The Straightener is off the scale brilliant isn’t it?

I’ve got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It’s got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.

Everyone in Nacogdoches just knew Tom Ames
would come to some bad end
Well the sheriff had caught him stealing chickens and such
by the time that he was ten

Well one day his daddy took a ten dollar bill
and he tucked in his hand
He said “I can tell you’re headed for trouble son
and your momma wouldn’t understand”

Well he took the money and his brother’s old bay
and left without a word of thanks.
He fell in with a crowd in some border town
and took to robbing banks.

Might be pushing ‘opening lyric’, but it’s ace nonetheless

35 dollars and a six-pack to my name! SIX PACK!!

The moment I wake up,
Before I put on my makeup…

Well you didn’t wake up this morning ’cause you didn’t go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red…

A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird

Bless my cotton socks, I’m in the news

Leaning in your corner like a candidate for wax,

“I am a lineman for the county”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qoymGCDYzU[/video]

Topical, but probably would have been my choice anyway.

The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in ’68
And he told me all romantics meet the same fate someday
Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark café

Nico – Member
The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in ’68
And he told me all romantics meet the same fate someday
Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark café

that was on my list along with

“Look out the left the captain said
The lights down there, that’s where we’ll land”

Malvern Rider – Member
Kick out the jams, m********ers !
Yeah! I, I, I, I, I’m gonna
I’m gonna kick ’em out ! Yeah !

Oi you get your own suggestions.

‘I ride, I ride the wind that brings the rain, a creature of love, and I can’t be tamed’

Wild Child -WASP.

😉

“the trouble with your brother, he’s always sleeping with your mother.
and you know your sister’s missed her time again this month.”

Philip Duke of Anjou
Now I’m happy to kneel beside you
To witness the burden you bear
Silently, silently bowing in prayer

“masturbation saved my life”

Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy

“All of your friends are c***ts, and your mother is a ball point pen thief.”

Or…

“My name is Dai Young. I’m the king of Welsh goth.”

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_qZ5B-yioU[/video]

Oh, and +1 for Mama Said Knock You Out!

If I should die this very moment
I wouldn’t fear
For I’ve never known completeness
Like being here

if i leave here tomorrow
will you still remember me?

The ambulance sirens rang as they wheeled her to the stand
Feathered, tarred and handcuffed to a stretcher

Another James entry:

Ladies and gentlemen, here’s my disease
Give me a standing ovation and your sympathy
Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again

[video]https://youtu.be/aJHfGLebD_Q[/video]

keep reading through this wondering how many appear in Mint Sauce strips.

If you’re havin girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one

Joan of Arc had a dildo named Jesus
Made of wood from the cross of its namesake
She considered the splinters atonement
And when she came it would fill her with light!

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Trying to make the other side?
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Trying to make herself a bride?

He was just a social drinker but social every night
He enjoyed a pint or two or three or four
She was just a silent thinker, silent every night
He’d enjoy the thought of killing her before

J Edgar Hoover was a sinister man
He had a sinister face and a sinister plan
Although he was sinister, it must be said
J Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head

Well some people try to pick up girls and get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
[video]https://youtu.be/Kc2iLAubras[/video]

I dreamed about killing you again last night, and it felt all right to me.