Booze – Check
Crisps – Check
Friends coming round – Check

It's EUROVISION!

Good call that man!

Fill your boots

Best night of comedy of the year.

Okaaaaay. Are you metrosexual 'harry? What next, a Sex in the City Boxset night? 😉 😆

**** that, Wallander's on.

I started drinking at midday, next up is the cognac, hopefully I'll pass out soon.

Okaaaaay. Are you metrosexual 'harry? What next, a Sex in the City Boxset night?

Ahem, Mr. Cowboy boots, I fear you may not really have grounds to criticise?

and I thought you were talking about the dross that is currently on…

a load of east euro transexuals belting out 80's **** with a fiddle player in the back.

CHECK.

Followed by 'Serenity' on ITV4! Yay!

Ahem, Mr. Cowboy boots, I fear you may not really have grounds to criticise?

*ouch* 😳

Stop jangling your spurs there Broke Back.

Eurovision has everything…

Corruption

Xenophobia

Fit ladies

Bad singing

Norton taking the pi55

If Eurovision were about the music it would be pointless, its just another opportunity for the europeans to express how much they hate us English.

Lol, proper funny thread, hora you're an STW mvp!

Hey Gringo! (thats your que 'arry)…. Iz think we ave a Mexican stand-off

Do you think that since that film was made before they could do good picture in picture effects, they got Lee, Clint and Eli to stand behind a photograph with holes cut in it?

My Best night of telly all year would be:

1. Naked Miss World on space hoppers
2. (For the missus)- male naked models 'dancing on ice' (with the ice being especially cold)

Starts 20.00 hrs, looks good in the previews, and now we ahev the Nortonator,guarantreed to put a camp slant on a serious contest, let the fun begin.[/code] 🙂

The lad who won last year has just tryed playing his violin with broken strings, and the comentator on stage looks like a Thunderbird puppet.

So a good start so far.

complete and utter shite

The Spanish singer looks like Leo Sayer

utter tripe – and quite brilliant!

Since Wogan went ( wipes tear from eye) it's not the same.

Serbia to win

Crikey, I actually quite liked the Cyrpus and Belgian ones. Serbia on the other hand…oh dear.

Why are Spain having another bash?

Bealarus – 😆 😥

its that bad I've gone off to comb the curls out of my pubic hair.

1. Naked Miss World on space hoppers

PMSL!!! nice one, Hora!!

😆

None of note so far, and GN seems a bit subdued, strangely they all seem to have starry eyes,as well.

its all been a right laugh, and then the UK entrant comes on, and christ its boring.

Gods that was awful

Uk wasnt bad,compared to the rest.

Whats the camera people on,cant they just hold a frame for a few seconds.

UK singer couldn't reach that big note. Terrible song, awful singing. I predict bottom #3.

Quite enjoyed the Turkish rock entry.

Liked Turkey too.

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The fat lady has sung.

Big Viking woman on now. Hiding a longboat full of warriors in her dress I reckon. She should be wearing a horned helmet!

I think she might do well.

My GF reckons the pretty Ukranian girl has no pants on.