It’s only Tuesday but cabin fever is kicking in and I really…desperately need to get out and ride.

What’s the best/most believable excuse you’ve used to slack work? Has to be something that takes a whole day but leaves no trace!

something that takes a whole day but leaves no trace

waiting for the ParcelForce van?

Norovirus is good.

But Im self employed so dont need an excuse. In fact, I’ll head out in a bit 😈

sorry I can’t come in today I’ve got explosive diarrhea. I’ve used that once and it worked no questions asked!

Flooded kitchen?
Shits?
Sick child/partner?

APF

it feels freakishly summery out there at the moment. Im off out on the hills to make the most of it then, the boss can be quite nice sometimes 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛 😈 😛

🙁

What’s the best/most believable excuse you’ve used to slack work?

Sorry I don’t understand the question.

Flooded kitchen?
Shits?
Sick child/partner?

Wrong order

Sick child flooded kitchen with shit

<high horse>There’s no excuse for bunking off work.</high horse>

On a lighter note, wasp sting to the toe could work. Leaves no mark but makes it impossible to drive.