^ trust me they don’t. Total ripoff unless you get the two for one on large (collected).

Which they obv ‘forgot’ to tell Somafunk otherwise he’d now be surely chowing down upon, sharing (or have frozen) his second lge Dominos pizzathing, rather than rightfully complaining about 17 quids for one. And when they say ‘one free’ – it always comes to a few quid more than the price of one. I once questioned this, and they sort of explained. But it sounded like enormous BS and confused me into immediate forgetfulness.

I’d love a decent local pizzeria that charged a fair price for a fair crack at authentic pizza.