TBH if I had £300 to blow on getting laid I reckon waving it around in the local nightspot would get someone both better looking and more keen to please.

I regularly have conjugal relations with someone with a PhD. I didn't realise that I had to pay…. 😳

(Mind you, I did fund her through her writing up year, so perhaps I should have considered putting her to work for my money…).

😉

If you have £300 to spend on call-girls, you presumably very rarely say "that was bad value"

You mean a bit like people buy turners and Ibis bikes then?

I'm sure that's completely different. 😉