Nope – Seabrooks are over-oiled, blandly flavoured fall-apart nonsense. Packet of Aldi or Lidl plain crisps would beat them hands down.
‘and WTF is ‘cracked pepper’?’
Pieces of cracked peppercorns. Gives a fresher peppery kick than ground pepper. Ground pepper is for girls, or something.
The correct answer to the Best Pub Crisp In The World (BPCITW) is ( assuming you’ve had a few pints first, which would be proper…) the same as the one given to BDIAC (Best Do It All Camera) questions – ie ‘whatever the f*** is available when the moment arrives!’ Brand/flavour choice in slices of potato deep fried in oil clearly divides (and unites) people all over the UK, but I’ve never seen too many arguments when someone whips out a bag of crisps at the pub and opens them on the table. WoOOOSHH! Finger battles. All gone thanks. Any more? 😉