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Beer-hating skinny cyclists

83 posts & 46 voices | Started 1 year ago by TooTall | Latest reply from aleigh

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foxyrider - Member

Oh dear and I thought the other attempt at trolling was bad about beer and fat cyclists

Posted 1 year ago #
RealMan - Member

And a cig shop.

lol..

Posted 1 year ago #
MrSmith - Member

maybe it's a norvern thing?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11138535

Posted 1 year ago #
shaggy - Member

Skinny bike racers can also enjoy beer. Perhaps they enjoy it in a equal quantity to fatties bit ride more?

Posted 1 year ago #
aleigh - Member

I like fat people. They make me (perfectly formed, toned, and buff) look good!

And I get to have a rest and a ciggie at the tops of hills waiting for them.

and i like skinny men cos i get to check out their asses when they're riding in front

Posted 1 year ago #
Keva - Member

Me going up Ventoux 3 times in one day. I don't like beer. And I weigh 55kg.

I'm 56kg and I love beer !

Kev

Posted 1 year ago #
RepacK - Member

This summed it up for me..

"Ah, the irony of the inclusive cyclist excluding anyone who doesn't fit into his chubbyarsed slowriding idea of MTB!"

Get out & ride - if your too busy whinging about the other bloke & his bike then I suggest you find another hobby 'cos whatever it was you came looking for in mtbing you havent found it & plainly the sport isnt for you.

I cant **** stand folk who have a pop at others 'cos they are different. Tolerance people.

Grrr..

rant, rant, rant - wanders off to the kitchen to make up a recovery shake & comfort eat some energy gels..

Posted 1 year ago #
Elfinsafety - Member

and i like skinny men cos i get to check out their asses when they're riding in front

Love, you're in for a real treat.....

Posted 1 year ago #
binners - Member

Bikes are great
Beer is great

Put the two together and you've a veritable utopia. As close to perfection as the human soul can atain. Well.... either that or a serious injury, Depends which order you do it in I suppose

Posted 1 year ago #
DaRC_L - Member

I know a skinny racer who enjoys beer (during the season) vicariously by being the nominated driver...
although the hangover from his "go on, you will, you will, you will have another pint" isn't funny

Posted 1 year ago #
will - Member

Is the purpose of this thread really just to show off that the OP is skinny?

Posted 1 year ago #
foxyrider - Member

Oh for Frack's sake. Frack off

Posted 1 year ago #
aleigh - Member

Love, you're in for a real treat.....

grrrrrrrr

Posted 1 year ago #