Miserable malnourished runts the lot of them. If your body is such a temple, why are you even wasting time posting on here? You could be out beasting yourself some more.
I miss living in the Chilterns because the best aspect of mountain biking there is the ability to use miles of trails and singletrack to visit pubs without going near roads.
I prefer the inclusive end of cycling. The exclusive end is full of hard-faced overly-competitive people who only see one aspect of riding a bike and take themselves rather too seriously at times.