. Prawn courgette and chilli pepper polpette (that’s hot fish balls). Trout in horseradish with Yorkshire puds…

…. And NO GRAVY.

Anyone feeling angry?

Anyone feeling angry?

Not now, but don’t let that stop you. 😉

Anyone feeling angry?

Is that southern for hungry?

I’m North, like the actual North ( Scotland ) n’ even I say GRAVY!

Edit: I see chips.

By ‘eck lad, whas tha dun theyer? Tis sacrilege, burn t’heathen! 😈

needs chips

Chips in black bowl behind.

idiot food

Thats a small starter.

yorkies wi’out grehvie? sacrilege

Needs houmous …

Needs houmous ..

I think he will have a couple of them down south without any gravy.

Edit I re read the post and you said ‘houmous’

Looks tasty

Although not as tasty as the sticky pan fried scallops and chilli egg rice (courtesy of Jamie Oliver) I made a couple of weeks ago. It was that nice, Mrs STR wanted to bring her faux posh dinner party loving sister round to try em.

The food is even worse than your customer service.

Been pouncing around the kitchen

Been poncing around the kitchen

There, fixed that for you lad.

When I were a lad we cleaned our wounds with chilli. And when I say wounds, I mean PROPER wounds, like a leg off or decapitation.

Needs more chilli.

Needs less . Prawn, Courgette, Chilli, Trout and Horseradish.

definitely needs more beef – presumably all to go into a sarnie as there’s no gravy ?

(I see your autospell thingy didn’t recognise “poncing” – you need to get an iphone 😉 )

iPad… Poncing is what I typed but the apple mind police have me pouncing instead. Bunch of colts.

Would go well with a nice Southern Shandy ?

In our house we call that a “contents of fridge” dinner.

I’d like to see someone pounce around a kitchen – flippin Apple, the crazy kids!

Re food – hmmmm – whilst horseradish and Yorkshire puds makes sense you seem to have balls up the rest with faffery.

Poncing is what I typed but the apple mind police have me pouncing instead

– iPad brilliant isn’t it? Well until you come to use it – mine* generally removes “the” from sentences.

*for mine read works provided one.

That’s possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. And I know Hora 😯

Have a word with yourself thee’sen

I’m North, like the actual North ( Scotland ) n’ even I say GRAVY!

That’s not the North, that’s Scotland