Must be the first time in about 10 years. Ms. Oldman decided we should drag them out of the garage and have a spin before breakfast. Lovely 531 steel frame, 52/42 chainring, stupidly small sprockets. I couldn’t believe how skinny 20mm Hutchinsons looked. I now recall how achy my thighs used to get and how cold your willy gets in lycra.

Yes I do realise this means n+1 is a serious possibility.

how cold your willy gets in lycra.

This is a rich source for puns surely?

-Head wind
-Aero tuck

Anymore?

Getting a 2nd willy is pure showmanship

I’ve struggled to understand why nobody makes bibshorts/threequarters with a windproof crotch

Because its hot and sweaty enough down there already ? 😉

I’ve struggled to understand why nobody makes bibshorts/threequarters with a windproof crotch

Several manufacturers do

Several manufacturers do

really ? ordinary bibshorts with just the crotch windproofed ?

Starting to get back into road biking after a few years of MTB focus. Did a nice 70miler yesterday with some nice South Downs hills (Duncton up and G’wood to Singleton down).

Bib shots felt rather warm for the the weather and being blue, the sweat markings made it look like I had wet myself. Not a good look especially when stopping for refreshments in Midhurst Tesco!!