http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26921675.html?radius=0.25&pageNumber=4&backToListURL=%2Fproperty-for-sale%2FSteyning.html%3Fradius%3D0.25%26index%3D30

Erm.

Its alittle Liberace

classified ?

quality post. 😆
i think we all should do this yknow.

hmmmmmmm

classified ?

No its open to every one. No secret sale.

Jeez – you get plenty for your money in Sussex (ignoring the bad taste decor). That would easily be £300k+ in Harrogate!

full points for comedy decor

Christ, whoever buys that has got some work to do!

When you thought 'I know we'll redecorate, that'll make the house more appealing', you should also have thought 'I'll watch one of those million odd property development shows, preferably featuring the considerable talents of Ms Beaney…. she would have called you an arse to the camera, neutral colours FFS!

open to everyone looking to steal a flat screen tv. you've even got the exact address on the site.

security fail?

when doing private jobs (chippy) it never failed to amaze me how some people decorated their house or the conditions in which they lived.

True'dat Mastiles. Decided that I can only afford a tent in Harrogate.

hehe, i wish i could say it was mine…just stumbled across it

jesus dont like to comment on other folks taste but that is truely mental.
fairplay though if thats your thing.

Where do you keep your bikes BTW? You don't mention a garage?

That's near where I live so might pop round to see it for real.

Does it come with a vomit bucket as standard ?

bikes wouldn't be allowed on the carpet in that house.

do some work you lazy herberts

Chaaaaaaaaaav-tastic..!

So where exactly are they kept, in a shed? What bikes do you own?

BTW… What was your response on the Gay thread?

OMG!!! Know who wears the trousers in that house!

Kitschtastic!!

Jeez – you get plenty for your money in Sussex (ignoring the bad taste decor). That would easily be £300k+ in Harrogate!

I was thinking that – then I realised the addy wasn't Steyning it was Upper Beeding…

It's one of the 1950's ex council houses in 'beeding. WoW! 😉

Garden is ok though!

Yeah the Garden's ok – I used to live round the corner renting one of the 70's houses. At least the river floods on the other side.

Decided that I can only afford a tent in Harrogate.

Yeah it is daft. We are kinda stuck where we are (admittedly mainly because I can't face been lumbered with a big(ger) mortgage).

It's one of the 1950's ex council houses in 'beeding. WoW!

The land it is on would cost that in Harrogate so you could burn the lot down and start again.

Thats ex-council? **** I need to relocate, bang out some kids and get on the social.

Crikey, it's grim down south…

I'll then drive taxi's, share a house with my extended family and claim multiple child benefits.

I'll then drive taxi's

What time you on until?

When you thought 'I know we'll redecorate, that'll make the house more appealing'

I think the word you were looking for there was appalling

who cares its all furnishings & fittings? Normally in a sale you dont get all that…empty all that stuff out & its good to go with your things..look past the decor?

Naff colours, nothing that a slap of paint wouldn't sort.
Plus its right on the south downs way.

open to everyone looking to steal a flat screen tv. you've even got the exact address on the site.

security fail?

You look though the window of any council house and you'll see a 50" Flat TV stuck to the wall. Not sure a picture on RightMove is any more of a security risk.

if i bought it, i'd do a deal to get all the furniture, and then throw decadent elizabethan parties every weekend. there would be endless bottles of champagne, pigs trotter canapes, free coke for all (fizzy coke), rare african beasts jumping through hoops, lions, seals etc. and women wearing bustles and face masks. every saturday night.

Why do people hang towels over baths when they're trying to market their houses?

Estate agents are rubbish when it comes to marketing advice aren't they? And we pay them so much!

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Thats ex-council? **** I need to relocate, bang out some kids and get on the social.

EX council. All the decent council houses have been sold now.

hosepipe, sorry I thought it was already yours!

If I bought it, I'd try and find space for more mok oak panelling, you can never have enough of it in my opinion.

That has really made me laugh!!

Bless em – they like it!