Inspirobot has gone all seasonal, “generating unlimited amounts of unique Xmas-quotes for endless celebration of a merry Xmas.”

Which, of course, is equal parts disturbing and amusing. 🙂

That is a superb find: thank you.

Don’t do your best. Pretend.

The most obvious difference between an elf and randomness is that randomnesss cares.

May you have a stupidly Christmas time.

‘only lawyers hide from a sack of coal’

inspirational

oh, and

‘before the public drunks, come the inflatable lawn animals’

Are Christmas gifts actually just pollutions of the status Quo?

That’s what I thought after I got old enough to start being fussy about the gifts.

Enjoy a truthful yule and a politically correct new year.

– I suspect i shall have to do the opposite to avoid getting murdered by my family at christmas and going mad in the new year.