I went into Evans as i passed into work yesterday. I wanted two sets of rotor bolts. Guy at the counter said i dont think we have any – however he checks in the workshop and asks how many i want. 12 – no sorry we can only give you 6. My friend went to the same place for a quick link – but they didnt have any.

Looking round the shop i could have bought anything for my bike, apart from bits that actually make it work. How long has it been since bike shops dont sell bike bits??

I’m outraged etc etc.