Bought and released a Chinese Wish Balloon for the daughter’s eighth birthday this evening. As it was packed in China, we had the usual amusement of the badly translated Instructions (for instance)

C. One peron taking upwards the top of the withing lamp, another person ignites the four angles of the fuel

All so far so standard, but the last instruction is sooooo sweet…

E. Wishing lamp rose slowly the sky, do not forget Wishing, Oh…..

We didn’t

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