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1. CheesybeanZ - Member

   statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs arn`t happy

   Posted 2 years ago #
2. CheesybeanZ - Member

   2 nutters walking over a bridge - 1 says lets have a bite of your apple,the other says - its not an orange its a banana.....

   Posted 2 years ago #
3. CheesybeanZ - Member

   what do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? - Doyouthinkhesaurus

   what do you a call a dinosaur with no eyes? - Couldntasaurus

   what do you call a dinosaur whose had a vindaloo? - Megasorearse

   Posted 2 years ago #
4. Elmo - Member

   Couple are driving home when they run over a badger.
   They get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold.

   "Put it between your legs to warm it up"
   He says

   "But its all wet and it stinks"
   she says

   Well hold his f*****G nose then!

   Posted 2 years ago #
5. FoxyChick - Member

   What did the farmer say to his herd of cattle?

   All your lives are at steak!!!

   Posted 2 years ago #
6. scaredypants - Member

   Old couple on their 70th anniversary

   For a treat, the wife makes breafast in bed & they sit naked next to each other with trays

   SHe says, "honey, I love you. My nipples are as hot for you now as they were on our wedding night"

   He says "They're in your porridge, dear"

   Posted 2 years ago #
7. GSuperstar - Member

   How do you get Pikachu onto a bus...
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   Just Poke-him-on

   Posted 2 years ago #
8. GhostRider - Member

   What goes haa, haa, haa, SPLAT!! ?
   A man laughing his head off.

   What's green and flies through walls ?
   Casper the freindly cooking apple,

   What's red and runs round in circles ?
   Kid with its foot nailed to the floor.

   Posted 2 years ago #
9. djglover - Member

   An inflatable boy, who went to an inflatable school, with inflatable teachers, in an inflatable building....one day got into trouble for taking a pin to school... the headmaster says" you've let me down, yourself down and the entire school down

   Posted 2 years ago #
10. kimbers - Member

    whats pink stiff and makes women squeal in the morning?

    -cot death

    Posted 2 years ago #
11. scaredypants - Member

    what steams & comes out of cows* backwards ?
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    The Isle of Wight ferry

    * I know

    Posted 2 years ago #
12. user-removed - Member

    How do you crucify a spastic?

    On a swastika........

    Posted 2 years ago #
13. Hip - Member

    What's red and invisible?
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    No tomatoes.

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    What's got 2 legs and bleeds a lot?
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    Half a dog

    Posted 2 years ago #
14. B.A.Nana - Member

    Two cows in a field, one cow says to the other, "Mooooooooo!"
    The other cow says, "Aw, I was going to say that!".

    Posted 2 years ago #
15. user-removed - Member

    Two Scottish cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?

    _

    The one with the wee calf.

    Posted 2 years ago #
16. bigdugsbaws - Member

    Did you hear about the prawn who went to a disco....

    ...he pulled a mussel.

    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Blind man walks past a fish shop......"Morning ladies"

    Posted 2 years ago #
17. Rex - Member

    What's brown and sticky?
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    A stick.

    Posted 2 years ago #
18. jimmy - Member

    A jelly baby goes to the doctor's. He's covered in hundreds and thousands, dessicated coconut and black smudges. Doctor says "What have you been up to?". Jelly baby says "F**kin allsorts!"

    Posted 2 years ago #
19. gohan - Member

    ok i didnt read them all but whats Green and invisible?

    This cabbage (holding out my hand)

    Posted 2 years ago #

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