Here’s some starters, please keep it rolling. And bad. Bad is better.

If your other half makes terrible coffee, is it grounds for divorce.

Invisible needles – I can’t see the point
Invisible money – I see no value in that
Invisible maps – I can’t see where you’re going with this

Come on I need some worse jokes than those.

STW, two days ago:

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sort-of-pathetic-jokes

How did I miss that?

What’s blue and doesn’t fit?

A dead epileptic.

It’s not in the other thread so I’m going to post my current favourite bad joke.

I blew my parents’ minds when I got them a universal remote control. They said, this changes everything.

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey
But I’ve turned my self around……………and that’s what it’s all about.

A Scotsman walks in to a bar. Normally there’d be an Englishman, a Welsh and an Irishman as well but they’ve gone to France.

That one’s been coming since the RWC I suppose – fair enough.

The other thread’s started up again, so I’ll close this I think.