Endangered monkey eaten by otters at Bristol Zoo after accidentally falling from branch

Mondays Daily Mail headline

KIller Otters Rampage

Otters yeah?……they may look Awww but under all that fur and ickle cutsey lying on their backs whilst rubbing their paws they are actually planning to take over our waterways.

Bad day in the office?

If it’s not one thing, it’s an otter.

Can’t we form an army of otters to eat those alien signal crayfish?

Benedict Cumurbatch can lead the Otter Army.

No wonder all these animals are endangered – monkeys that cant climb trees, piglets that get eaten by their dads…

Just how wet does an otters pocket really get?

monkeysfeet – Member
Just how wet does an otters pocket really get?

Damper than a cellar of a rusty roof?

Can’t we form an army of otters to eat those alien signal crayfish?

Those bloody things should be on sale in every chippy (the crayfish not the otters). We could eat them into extinction in no time.

Thought this was going to be a Warren Gatland thread.