Congratulations wrecker, great news!

It seems she was already up the duff when I started this thread.

erm… so before you’d even started? Is she called Mary, by any chance?

Congrats, anyway

Now’s the time to think about getting the snip 🙂

Getting It Done.

&

Post Dramatic Snip Disorder.

Congratulations to the wreckers

Aww shucks. 😳 Thanks you guys.
I never for a moment thought that I’d be this excited. My wife (who prompted this baby stuff) keeps telling me to calm down and that there’s still 6 months to go. I can’t help it!
Just need to make sure I’m a better dad than mine was. Talk about aiming low!

Congratulations! We’ll look forward to the ensuing “What….” threads 🙂

In line with the OP; in 6 months time it’ll be Xmas, you could have the 2nd coming…

Congrats 🙂

nicko74 – Member

It seems she was already up the duff when I started this thread.

erm… so before you’d even started? Is she called Mary, by any chance?

Congrats, anyway

I’m strangely reminded of this post….

wwaswas – Member

I’ve no idea about the quality of my output. If it was anything like me on a bike, they all wheezed up the tricky bits, got lost every now and again but got to where they needed to be at about the right time.

Northwind – But your mates got there first

In line with the OP; in 6 months time it’ll be Xmas, you could have the 2nd coming…

You may laugh. Due date is December 25th….
It better be early.

My wife (who prompted this baby stuff)

A truism, if ever there was one…

MY daughter was born on the 25th December, means she gets 2 birthdays, party tomorrow.

It seems she was already up the duff when I started this thread.

I wanted to make a joke about this but I’m quite touched about your enthusiasm, especially as I’ve been through this twice myself and know how amazing it is, small acorns etc. . You have many great moments to come.

Congratulations and enjoy.

Well done Sir! It’s going to be amazing. We got right through the application process for IVF and were about to start when Mrs Removed suddenly announced she was preggers.

Take lots of photos and videos – it’s astounding how quickly they elongate 🙂

Congratulations chap and chapess.

Well I wasn’t expecting a happy ending!!!

You pay extra for that. Er, I’m told.

Congrats mate.

Yay congrats wrecker!!! Let’s hope that in twenty years time your offspring is too well brought up to argue on the internets about rugby 😀

Seems like the perfect opportunity to use this: Opinions are like orgasms, mine matters, yours doesnt. 😀

Freshness aside.. Best results come from competition within your swimming army… You’ve got to make them think that on a primal level, they are competing to get there first. As I understand it.. That might mean you have a valid excuse to be watching male on female p*rn as a warm up… Remember that for baby number two 😉 congrats!

😀

(Woop!)

Wow congratulations!

I’ve found that eating nuts, helps produce a lot of magic juice in shortest times. Certainly cheaper option than feeding on prawns and squids.

Then it’s banging time. Woohoo!

I ended up with 2 kids ATM with this formula.

Excellent news 😀

Just a small warning though… spend the next 6 months getting as much sleep as you can. It may be your last chance for some time…. 😈

Let’s hope that in twenty thirty six years time your offspring is too well brought up to argue on the internets about rugby

FTFY. Are you suggesting I’m not well raised?
You’re quite correct, of course (I’m rough as arseholes).