I'm after a plain old 3.5mm male to male cable to connect my laptop to the speaker system but just cannot find any with a volume control on it. Anywhere. They must exist somewhere out in the depths of the Internet as I have one in front of me, albeit broken and nigh on useless.

Anyone know of any going anywhere?

Can't you just use the volume control on the laptop?

Something like this plus one of these?

Freddyg, aye that could be the only option unless I re-wire this broken cable.
Just seeing if anyone had seen them anywhere.

same as Freddy but maybe a bit more streamlined:
extension

Try Cable Universe

Make sure you cover it in foil and suspend it from ionised strings of cotton hung from a decoupled ceiling joist…

Make sure you cover it in foil and suspend it from ionised strings of cotton hung from a decoupled ceiling joist…

I assume you mean Oxygen Free Cotton – OFC?

Preferably. The colour needs to match the user's aura, too, otherwise the depth of field will shrink with every new moon. Unless a goat is sacrificed.

I think you've taken that too far 😆

I read the same thing on wikipedia

It has to be a right-handed goat, born on a Wednesday in June, tho'.

If it's not, I'm sure ernie will be along in a minute to explain how the treatment of the worker's collectives in China during the fifties was responsible for the shortage of left-handed goat-availability to the struggling proletariat of the Lancashire cotton mill coat industry. Or something.

Don't forget to plug it in the right way 'round.

They're directional, dontchaknow.

😀