There are four rings on the front of an Audi, one for each fully operational brain cell in the typical Audi driver’s skull.
All you need to know about Audi is that awful advert where the post-modern stealth yuppies come out of the squash **** centre like they’re still in the 80s and congratulate themselves on driving something understated and not like a BMW because, yep, they are stealth yuppies.
Unfortunately, they still drive their Audis in just the same brainless fashion as they used to drive BMWs. A3s, A4s, A5s, they’re all the same – four brain cells, no consideration for other road users, minimum speed limiter set on 90mph. If you see an Audi on the motorway obeying the speed limit, either the driver is asleep or the ECU is faulty. Or both.
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