Ah, but we’ve only been actively helping htem to get it on for the last 50 or so years. How did they survive before that? By being God’s favourite, that’s how.
50 years ago they were less fussy eaters and not too lazy to get it on without help. Then we turned up and they realised they didn’t need to go and look for food or women. Plus, as a bonus it turns out that they can enetertain themelves watching us oooh and aah every time they fart.
Seriously, have you seen the pandas in Edinburgh. Cool, but the people were much more entertaining. It could’ve been a dead border collie for all anyone knew. In fact, maybe that’s it. Pandas are liek gods, in that they don’t actually exist but people worship them anyway and the reason they don’t do IT is because the blokes in the bear suits are just too hot, sweaty and don’t fancy each other anyway
