……..my farts!

Holy hell this isn’t fun. Don’t feel bad or anything just dangerous times.

My ride home could be interesting.

My ride home could be interesting.

You’ll be reet. Everyone knows it’s impossible to fart on a bike while seated. Just dont get up to sprint, lift a cheek, or anything.

On a single speed and its mostly up hill. Should have a great tailwind though.

Are you wearing brown and will you be slipstreamed by an entourage of flies like pig pen from peanuts.

Just let it out silently while visiting the photocopier – and then make eyes to everyone else as if it is the girl from accounts….

Just let it out silently while visiting the phatocopier

Anyhow, if it’s the same girl from accounts I’m thinking of, her farts are silent now, apparently.