i used to know lots about battletech table top wargaming stuff

but the extended universe novels etc too

scifi and geeky movies in general

can tell you a lot about middle earth

my head is full of useless shit

Typewriter sales?

BLIMEY what alot of trumpet blowing.

i can fart pretty bad/good, but yeah there are some on here who wouldn’t get in a building unless it had double doors

Fishing. Driving. And being a pain in the backside.

Pleasuring women of course!

Spoons!

Skiing and Ski Instructing, I don’t do it as a Job anymore, but I did for a long time.

I’ve also raced a lot, and trained racers occasionally.

I have skied well over 500 weeks in the last 25 years (which is a LOT as my dodgy knees can prove)

my head is full of useless shit

TBH, that’s probably my best area of expertise too.

This is one of those threads that makes me feel hopelessly inadequate.

Can inject Japanese knotweed to kill it, and cut down small trees with a chainsaw, small being 13 inches or less in diameter.

Not an expert but i’m qualified to do both and enjoy them, they’re both satisfying in different ways.

Pretty cool to see dead and dying knotweed actually, kill it kill it kill it.

Knotweed is evil personified in the plant world. tobacco is evil personified in the human world.

End of ramble back to thread…

Any humble folk at all on here?
Definatley populated by 40+ IT middle management with inadequacy complexes.

Apart from the vast majority who are not in IT at all.

Parquet Flooring.

If i were my dad, I’d be internationally recognised for my ‘expertise’ in something to do with radio interference, or something

but i’m not. i’m too young to be an expert in anything useful.

although i know a bit about the adventure travel market, sustainable tourism, SEO and learning more about ski tech as we speak.

I used to know waaaay too much about the bike and ski/snowboard retail sector in the UK. 🙂

Prevarication, almost to Olympic standards. 😆

absolutely nothing

BLIMEY what alot of trumpet blowing.
Any humble folk at all on here?
Definatley populated by 40+ IT middle management with inadequacy complexes.

Did you bother reading any of the things people posted ?

I’m an expert gynaecologist, I’m not qualified but i’ll have a look at it for you.

I’ve been curtain walling for longer than I care to remember and have trained up many unfortunate apprentices !

Thanks, Neil, you just gave the same answer I was going to give to a really dumb question.
Once upon a time I was trained as a scanner operator on a Crosfield 6250 drum scanner, and used to re-touch scanned images for high-end products, like Titleist golf, to a very high standard, but expert? Mmmm, nah, not really, and I haven’t done any for ages. Can’t even remember the keyboard shortcuts in Photoshop any more. 😐

I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

So what you’re saying is, I shouldn’t have kidnapped your daughter?

I doubt you’d want to keep her long!

Becoming a Dear Leader requires detachment from maggots!

Expert? That’s just an opinion.

So what you’re saying is, I shouldn’t have kidnapped your daughter?

He will find you and he will kill you.

I’m a certified expert at talking utter pish.

Also, an expert at breaking things.

I like it here.

Not officially but all the producers at work always seem to compliment me on my fast EVS operating skillz so I must be at least above average at that 🙂

shifter – Member

I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career.

Is it shifting?

I can pick up a pencil off the floor with my mouth whilst standing on 2 yellow pages with my hands behind my back….pished…

I win….

killwillforchips – Member

BLIMEY what alot of trumpet blowing.

Any humble folk at all on here?

So your skill is reading a different thread to the one that’s on everyone else’s screen? Wicked!

I used to work with two guys

one was a chippy the other just like polishing motorbike bits

however they built aeroplanes and sold the company neither were experts at building planes

I can pick up a pencil off the floor with my mouth whilst standing on 2 yellow pages with my hands behind my back….pished…

I win….

You’ve certainly got the shortest legs 😉

Work dodging.

Nah I’m your classic jack of all trades master of none. Though I have written educational literature on music production.

Two things. As agreed by the Royal Courts of Justice. In fact, I am in a stated case.

I don’t like to blow my own trumpet, but I’m an expert brass player.

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE??!!??!!

In all seriousness, Bb cornet to Grade 8/Diploma standard and now on Euphonium.
Credentials of note:
Last Night Of The School Proms, Albert Hall 1997
National Brass Band Champions, Wembley Conference Centre 1994

Kinda discovered women and beer after that, but recently fell back into it.

Frankly, experts pale into insignificance when you have a man like Rusty Spanner doing a very difficult job by working with dementia sufferers.

Respect to Rusty Spanner. 🙂

I used to play euphonium Ox, three bloody miles I had to carry that sodding thing to school. Just as I was getting the hang of it they kicked me out when I broke it.