just had salmon for tea

and got this in the right forum this time

No big hitter would self-identify.

Catch 22

Pffft.
I see your Salmon & raise you Toad in the Hole.
Authentic cuisine at its best.

Not even a lightweight hitter…

I’ve had a paracetamol

Big (s)hitters use co-codamol.

Phew, no need to self fladulate then

2 kilo’er is normal. Or a four pounder for you luddites.

Big (s)hitters use co-codamol.

Incorrect. Dosing with cocodamol results in a no-shitting situation. Awful stuff.

I’m a dicofenac man myself.

rOcKeTdOg – Member
Phew, no need to self fladctulate then

Edited for context.

If it’s sunday and you’ve not had a roast, you’re not even in the running

Amateur!

Dosing with cocodamol results in a no-shitting situation.

Until it doesn’t. All things must, err, pass.

I’m a lover, not a hitter.

I rode with The big hitter today.

Go on. Post the photo….