If you ever lower yourself to attend another sportive, why not go and tell these trouble makers how silly they look and explain to them how much it's ruining you day and how they should do as you say so as not to embarrass themselves any further.
Or you could come on here and show how trendy and hardcore you are.
Or you could concentrate on your own business and riding and let others worry about themselves.
So what bike should a fat middle aged slow biffer be riding? It's just so confusing. I know, i'll ride whatever i like because i bought it and if i suddenly become rich i'll ride something a bit nicer.

