Surf-Mat; from many of your posts, and your feeble attempts to bait me, I suspect that you have a bit of an inferiority complex about your physique.
No no hang on, before you fly off the handle;
You do turn up on many threads about size, physique and fitness, and seem to go on a lot about your own prowess. You did mention that your mates called you ‘shortarse’. Your projection of this frustration onto me, someone you apparently see as ‘inferior’ to yourself judging by your patronising and derogatory comments, makes me think you have a lot to prove, to yourself if not others.
You sure all that gym and ‘bulking up’ isn’t compensation for something else? Serious question.