Just settled down to a nice cup of tea and a few biccies (McVities digestives and McVities chocolate digestives). To limit the spread of crumbs on my desk, I neatly stacked my selection of said circular energy foods next to my cup.
Imagine my horror as I realised the choccy ones are significantly smaller than the plain ones, yet are formed of the same biscuity base, and from the same manufacturer!
Upon further examination, it appears that the plain digestives have a diameter of 70mm, whilst the chocolate variety come in at a measly 65mm. This equates to an omission of 530 square millimetres per chocolatey disc!
I feel robbed!
(and yes I really do have nothing better to occupy me right now)