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  • Are aeroplane seats fart absorbing?
  • IanMunro
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    lets get back to the matter in hand. How much fart would it take to safely land a 747 with failed engines?

    The engines cannae take it. Look what happened to that A380 chartered by the Australian vegan society last week.

    dmoffitt90
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    Is Samuel L Jackson not in that movie ? Farts on a Plane ?

    McHamish
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    I’m going on holiday tomorrow so I’ll test all this out on the plane.

    My wife gets travel sick so if she vomits shortly after i’ve guffed I’ll assume that the seat didn’t absorb it.

    But i’ll need to let some silent ones go too…a loud trump might have some kind of placebo affect causing her to ‘believe’ it smells.

    RE the tooting while peddling…I just can’t do it and have to stand up. This usually makes whoever is behind me think i’m aiming my parp at them.

    FYI: I think when discussing farting it’s vitally important to use a different term of reference for the aforementioned bottom burps each time you mention it.

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