Hels - she's the one that supports me through uni. I would be buying any present out of my savings.
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Anyone speak female? Wife has me worried.
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flippinheckler - Member
Check her history on tinternet to see what she has been browsing for on the gift front you may get a few surprises.Don't you know we now have 'in private' browsing for looking for
pornpresentsPosted 1 year ago # -
Somewhere between the Yeti and duntstick is the truth, I reckon.
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Because she loves you soooooo much and thinks you are soooo lovely, she has decided to forfeit her present and give you a present instead. Why not save her the hassle and buy your self the bike on her behalf?
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No - she does actually want a road bike. Seems that building up that Scandal for her has given her the bug again. I am happy with this.
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No - she does actually want a road bike. Seems that building up that Scandal for her has given her the bug again. I am happy with this.
So what youre saying is that you speak female, and the rest of us are all wrong. You do know that you'll be innundated with requests to translate female for the rest of us!
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That is a fair point.
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No - she does actually want a road bike.
Oh dear. I feel a Mumsnet post of bile and shame is on the way.
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she wants sexy contact time with that swarthy looking waiter in that restaurant that she often hints that she would like you to take her back to..
she is praising your bike cos it's the only thing she's gonna leave you with and her compassionate side wants to soften the blow a little..
HTH
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TSY is correct.
RRP should equal 2 x the value of the bike.Posted 1 year ago # -
I can barely speak to myself nevermind speak female. I knew I should never of admitted cleaning a bike in the bath... well ok 2 bikes
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Anyone's Female partner put up a calender on the first of Jan with all birthdays / wedding anniversaries / important dates on .
EXCEPTING HER BIRTHDAY AND OUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.MINE DOES
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rushes off to check calendar -back quickly cant find calendar
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As 'female' is latin for cryptic, I believe she's looked at your bike and wondered how she could turn it into a blood great diamond ring.
Being made out if carbon and all she's halfway there.
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couldashouldawoulda
On the other hand she did the sweetish thing ever on my 40th. Im still amazed.
TBH BJ's are overrated anyway
Mine got an awful lot for her 40th, TBH I don't think it mattered that much in the end, yes she had a nice time in Iceland, yes she thought the Diamond necklace & earrings were 'great', yes the hire of the hall & the party were terrific. What I didn't get was that what ever I got was never going to be good enough.
I just hope she dosen't ask for a divorce for her 42nd, that I can't afford!
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