Yep, i’m a champion farter.
Not round here you wouldn’t be.
I can do a very passable impression of a thick felt curtain being ripped from top to bottom.
I have also nearly caused fights at two sporting events by farting continually and disgustingly until nearby people in the crowd have threatened me with physical violence.
Also, fathomer of this parish (who is one of my riding group) did one in a youth hostel hallway on an evening on a trip (which I wasn’t actually on), that apparently lingered so long and badly that someone else complained about it the next morning.