I don’t know how it started, but one evening when I was a single soldier a few of us had a ‘who can withstand right guard deodorant sprayed on the nipple for the longest’ competition.
We discovered, as you do, that if you can withstand it for about 15 seconds then the nipple goes numb and you can hold out until the can is empty.
A winner was declared, and we all repaired to the bar.
Now, Catterick Garrison isn’t the warmest place in the world, even in July, but the Doctor was quite surprised to find six people outside his office the next day, all suffering from frostnip on one nipple. All the top layer of skin on mine turned black and fell off!
Thankfully for us, there isn’t enough deodorant in a can of Right Guard to give you deep frostbite, even on the nipple, and we’d all recovered within the week!
Oh how we laughed…