I might be tempted if it were quiet but I’m sure I’d wreck my tyres.

FYI – Unless your insurer SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDES IT BY NAME – Nordshleife, you ARE insured.
It’s NOT a racetrack – it’s a ONE WAY TOLL ROAD.
Most insurance policies do exclude it specifically by name… mine does.

Mine doesn’t 🙂

Maybe time to change your insurer….

do you reckon the old honda jazz would enjoy a lap or two round there one day?

I could remove the rear seats to improve my 0-62 acceleration, fit a racing gear knob to get a more racey look and ductape all the seams on the bonnet/doors for better top speed aerodynamics.

Any further mods welcomed.