I had a bike clamp fixed to a pergola and a the patio cambered to a silt trap and drain underneath it.
The garden was designed around the bike wash- thats pretty sad eh?

If anyone wants one of the stands in walleayter's picture^^^^^^^then my old one is going spare. A bit dirty, and will need an alllen key and 10mm socket to put together, but you can have it for £5 postage. Don't all rush at once. First to mail me gets it.

I've got wood as well. But I've only got a small hose.

I turn my bike upside down to hose it to stop the water going down the fork seals. And it stands up on its own then. And you can make the wheels spin when you hose the tyres, which is always fun.

I used to leave bikes on the bike rack when i had a beat up 205.

I just stick a garden fork in the lawn and either lean or hang the bike on it

best idea yet