… of the music the HMRC play whilst you are spending 2 hours on hold waiting to speak to an incompetent fool to get an answer to a very simple but seemingly impossible to answer question regarding tax self assessment?

I’d like to know so that I can find the person behind it and then (insert violent action) him/her.

Many thanks

I’m not 100% but I’m sure it’s “I can’t get no satisfaction” by The Rolling Stones
😉

does it sound a lot like “start” by the jam ?

Is it Lazy Sunday Afternoon by the Kinks?

“**** like a beast” by W.A.S.P?

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCWLhlJV0Y[/video]

or

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWhkbDMISl8[/video]

You won’t see me by the Beatles

Shoulda Known Better by Jim Diamond

Not sure, but when you finally get through be prepared to speak to someone who will throw a load of Inland Revenue jargon at you that you may well not understand. And then when you politely ask if they could explain what they mean in laymans terms, they will repeat exactly what they said the first time round with a massive dose of impatience thrown in.

When I finally got through they sounded rather inconvenienced by me trying to pay my bill.

I hate to differ but last time I spoke with someone at HMRC they were helpful, clear and polite.

“**** like a beast” by W.A.S.P?

You’ve just given me another idea for my brother’s 50th playlist...

You definitely got the wrong number then globalti. And they just went along with it for a laugh

A requirement for employment, alongside the HMRC’s other hairless apes, is that you couldn’t find your own arse using both hands

Is it “Got the Time” by Anthrax?

[video]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0zPBsUsHLc[/video]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk[/video]

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucvTyKxiurA[/video]

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does it sound a lot like “start” by the jam ?

🙂

Is it Don’t Fear The Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult?

Or Don’t Pay The Ferryman, by some horrible geriatric?

Money, Floyd?

Anything off the album Bankrupt, by Phoenix?

Anything at all by Dire Straits, but probably Money For Nothing….

is it St Etienne – he’s on the phone?

EDIT, no wait – it must be that abba one…

Taxman by The Beatles?