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  • Anyone here with a non-cycling related Prince Albert?
  • slimjim78
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    If so, would you care to share the experience?
    Ie, procedure, healing, benefits?(!)

    bikebouy
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    Ohhh… Puts Pringles down… 😆

    Junkyard
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    slimjim78
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    I was going to ask if anyone was brave enough to share their experience, but thinking about it, their braveness is not in question!

    piemonster
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    This thread definitely doesn’t need photos.

    Maybe some crude cartoonish diagrams…

    MrNutt
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    I had a friend with one who took great delight in showing it off in public places, I could never understand it or why.

    AdamW
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    I know someone with one. Not me, before you ask, as I’m not into piercing. 🙂

    Apparently it is fairly painless to do and you’d be fitted with your first ring. You have to be careful with this as it will be fairly thin. You’ll be encouraged to clean it for a week or so then play with it, in order to stretch the hole. After a while you go back and get a larger one fitted. The weight eventually stretches the hole for you. You continue stretching/replacing until you reach the width of ring you want.

    You have to be careful with the first ring as it will be thin. Wear briefs or combines (everything safely gathered in!) as you don’t want the ring to act as a cheesewire. 😯

    The benefits I hear are two-fold. More sensation for you and more sensation for him/her. You’ll have to refrain from sex for a while after piercing to avoid infection. One drawback may be being careful with teeth and breakages thereof 😛

    And it *doesn’t* set off airport metal detectors if you’re worried about that.

    yunki
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    Prince Albert is just the tip of the iceberg so to speak.. Take a look at scarification.com to see the amazing modifications that people make to their genitalia..
    Zip fasteners, trapdoors, trebuchets.. Mind boggling

    slimjim78
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    Jacobs ladders etc.. Yes I’ve seen some adornments that made my eyes rain.

    Im only really interested in a PA though.

    I mean my mate! Yeah, my mates only interested in a PA..

    yunki
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    I’ve had a procedure where my penis was carved by surgical laser into a fun sized but fully functioning replica of Luther Vandross

    Harry_the_Spider
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    godzilla
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    Heals quick, no real benefits infact they can be very painfull to some women, the doctor at the gum clinic gave me a telling off as they are apparently very unhygienic.

    deadlydarcy
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    Ooooh…my eyes just watered a bit reading AdamW’s post. 😯

    antigee
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    the doctor at the gum clinic gave me a telling off

    euphemism of the month?

    bikebouy
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    I’ve finished the salt and vinegar Pringles, I’m on to the sweet chilli know..

    zippykona
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    Apparently some down the pub had one and his helmet split.
    Obviously this story is at least third hand.

    kimbers
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    Yes , it hurts more so when they 1st swab urethra with alcohol/ cotton bud

    The first wee is scary and stings , a lot

    Takes a week or 2 to heal no riding of any kind till then

    Once settled its quite nice , it won’t turn you into sexual dynamite but ime Women like it and it tends to make them keen to see your penis

    kimbers
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    Godzilla why did you get your knob out at the gum clinic ? 😉

    teethgrinder
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    Was thinking of getting this done over the winter months when riding opportunities (the bike kind) decrease. Hopefully to heal in time for spring!

    godzilla
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    Various reasons, mainly unprotected sex.
    I’ve actually had 2 Prince Alberts in my time.

    lucien
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    Couldn’t you just whack a rice crispy in the end of your condom every time you (or partner) fancies a bit of something different? You could get all the gain and none of the ummm.. pain?

    dibboid
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    So many helmet gags to be done. 😀

    teethgrinder
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    Something to lash the GoPro to.

    mechanised
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    Drink loads to water down your wee as it stings a hell of a lot if you don’t. I had quite a bit of bleeding so packed lots of tissues down. Took a couple of months to heal up completely.

    I didn’t have any different size rings, just one big one. 🙂

    But I did have it done over 20 years ago so things might have changed nowadays.

    hoodoo
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    Snigger. Is anyone else seeing the Chain Reaction Cycles add at the bottom for helmets? Coincidence?

    hammyuk
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    Guy who works for me has 6 x 6mm stainless bearings under the skin along the top of his….
    As soon as the ladies hear about it he never ever fails to go home accompanied…

    LadyGresley
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    Definitely need pictures 😀

    gofasterstripes
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    ?

    EDIT: White knuckles, LOL.

    slimjim78
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    Guy who works for me has 6 x 6mm stainless bearings under the skin along the top of his….

    6×6=36..

    How many mm in an inch?..

    hammyuk
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    Six 6mm bearings under then skin along the shaft just for clarification 😉

    bikebouy
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    ^^^ urgh, you’ve put me off my Pringles 😆

    gofasterstripes
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    And me off my Scampi Fries.

    crikey
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    And me off ball bearings.

    project
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    Six 6mm bearings under then skin along the shaft just for clarification

    Thats a lot of balls and takes a lot of bals to even contenplate having them.

    JEngledow
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    Justin Bieber + Earring = Picture of pierced cock:

    jamj1974
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    Six 6mm bearings under then skin along the shaft just for clarification

    Wouldn’t genital warts achieve the bumpy penis thing more easily…?

    gofasterstripes
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    …but is less likely to result in the expression of a desire to take a look.

    jamj1974
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    Probably!

    allthegear
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    This is making even my eyes water! 😯

    Rachel

    DezB
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    I always preferred the practicality of the Ampallang myself…

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