The Mrs don’t like me going by myself in case I get attacked by doggers in wolf masks brandishing cucumbers. Looking at an hour and a half starting at 8pm ish, park on Marquis drive, spin down to do the monkey and repeat lower cliff before coming back up and finishing with bomb hole etc. No rain forecast. email on profile to swap mobiles. I don’t bite (much) 😛

in case I get attacked by doggers in wolf masks brandishing cucumbers

😯

I’ve checked my schedule; I can come after all 😆

I’m sure a courgette would suffice if you’re lacking a cucumber. We could make a casserole afterwards. 😈

make a casserole

Veggie version of a spit roast?

cucumbers, spin down to the monkey and bomb hole – put those together and that sounds like an invite for doggers if ever I saw one. 😆

anyone? come on, you shall all be held jointly responsible if they find me dead at the bottom of 5 ways tomorrow morning. 😀

It’s a trap. OP is a dogger.

Isn’t Cannock where that black-eyed girl thing hangs out?

yes indeed, Christine Darby is her name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannock_Chase_murders

the pic on this link will give you the willies: http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/Stoke-Trent-mum-captured-black-eyed-child-Cannock/story-23178522-detail/story.html

the sentinel’s website always has annoying pop ups, beware.