…got a damn attractive friend you actually fawn over? My nemesis has been around today and stayed for dinner, and whilst I was drooling I made her an espresso with a mint on her Saucer.

After she left I was told the mint stunt was a bit obvious….

Nope. Head over heels with the wife.

Stan you slag! 😀

PS, no, can’t say I fancy any of my mates’ wives.

I can’t believe she left at all, what with the “mint stunt” and all that

No, but I know some of her mates are that way about me. 😀

(not really though)

No, already married to by far the best of the bunch.

Nope, my Misses is far, far better than any of her friends 🙂

But her mates’ husband thinks he stands a chance 😉

How’s you misses not given you a smack in the mouth? 😯

Mrs STR used to have a fit/dirty mate – flirting was obvious in both directions at one point, to the point of semi-nekkidness by her. Anyway, we both resisted, time passed, they fell out, it’s no longer relevant.

Even her included, my current bunch of friends all have attractive partners, but mine is definitely the best.

Lol @ the mule.

Don’t get me wrong fellas, there’s nothing wrong with my wife. The closest I can get to s real life example is – imagine being married to Lauren Hill, but Gabrille Union pops around to use my Nespresso machine from time to time.

No. Already won the lottery with Mrs Labsey. Besides I don’t really like her mates.

lucien – Member
How’s you misses not given you a smack in the mouth?

She fancies her too in a non lesbian kinda way*, so totally understands my plight.

*women seem to be able to do this non gay appreciation where men can’t

Any odds on Kryton posting the next ‘My wife says we need to talk’ thread ?

kryton

make it happen……….

My wife is Swedish, her mates are English. I win. 😉

that’s not necessarily a given, one of the guy’s I work with married a Swedish woman, she reminds me of the honey monster…

five quid on Kryton57’s search history containing the following keywords “rohypnol”, “Polaroid” and “viagra”.

Kryton57, you’re on a slippery slope my friend, my best mate started like this, now he has a huge cellar and three lock ups all of which are literally FULL of ladies that he now keeps as pets. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

At least the OP didn’t try to serve her a rohyppacino 😀

My wife is Swedish, her mates are English. I win.

I thought that – especially when I found out that ‘two 21 year old blonde Swedish girls’ were going to be in our group for a 10 day holiday in the USA a few years back.

Possibly the most boring and self-centred dullards ever experienced! The highlight of their 3 months in the USA was going to see Celine Dion in concert! 😥

I am sure your wife is lovely for reasons other than her nationality.

I don’t get the “mint stunt”… “You’ve got bad breath, love” ?

bit awkward this one, my missus (getting married 7th sept next year) her best friend is my old **** buddy from school!

I was reintroduced to my wife to be by said former buddy after a random meeting in town. It has and will be forever more a very awkward situation.
She’s also head bridesmaid so that will be fun.

Get a grip spings to mind 💡

I don’t get the “mint stunt”… “You’ve got bad breath, love” ?

Its about going a step beyond what I’d usually do for the missus.

For the cynical, don’t get me wrong, I’ve no intention of leaving my wife and kids or trying to get round the back of the bike sheds with her mate. We’ve all known each other for 10 years or so – its
just mid-life-teenage infatuation with the unbreachable thats all.

Pik n Mix – Member
…bridesmaid…

I’ve seen how that movie goes….

I’m not exactly sure my wife has any friends. So, safe there then…

unbreachable

you need breaching rounds.

Its about going a step beyond what I’d usually do for the missus.

Blimey, that’s way too subtle for the fick burds I know. 🙂

Was a mint with a hole?

I don’t know why, but I imagine this would be of immense significance to swingers.

Blimey, that’s way too subtle for the fick burds I know.

Well, she’s good looking, fit AND intelligent.

she’s good looking, fit AND intelligent.

Is she over 30 and single?

if so….

****MENTAL*****

😀

She’s 28, married and a born again christian, although faltering a bit on the latter.

Nope.

3 hours since the last reply? Dezb’s left the house and obviously having problems finding stock of After Eights ;O)

You actually have mints to give visitors with their coffee?
Are you Hyacynth Bucket???

Sorry, been busy prepping.
All set

haha very good 🙂