After coming off at speed after hitting a patch diesel on a downhill bend last December which resulted in several broken ribs (and bruising/grazing etc), then being struck down with campylobacter food poisoning which resulted in internal bleeding keeping me off my bike for a few weeks in May. Once I finally got back on my bike I was as weak as a kitten because of my low blood count. Just when my blood results had returned to normal and was starting to feel stronger again some woman decided not to notice me on a roundabout last night and spread me across her bonnet before being dumped on the road. Following my trip to hospital on a spinal board, fully immobilised (very uncomfortable but very necessary) turns out I only suffered a broken scapula, a couple of broken ribs and a broken wrist.
Bollocks. So that's me back off the bike whilst everything heals. Hope to get back on the turbo as soon as I can.